I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
