Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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