I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Send help, water and tortillas.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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