I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My vagina is officially offended.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
