If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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