pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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