I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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