She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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