Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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