do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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