We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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