Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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