if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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