went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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