Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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