I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So much Jack, so little girl.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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