we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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