I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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