I wish you could order shots online.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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