careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Dignity is for republicans.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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