well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
