I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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