I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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