Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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