we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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