Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
