I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i barfeds in our rink
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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