we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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