We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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