No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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