it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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