I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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