rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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