i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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