When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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