if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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