just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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