I think im going to throw up on grandma
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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