I think I died a long time ago.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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