The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize