i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
