He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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