Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
wow bdsm is so cute
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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