it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize
