went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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