You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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