We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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