She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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