Nicole vs. Life
My hand turned me down
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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