i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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