my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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