**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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