2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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