On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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