i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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