shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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